This one's for the Exotic One

Ha ha ha ha ... yo Exotic One ... I bet this picture brings back memories ?!

I finally managed to get this back from Azminderjitpreetpaldeep who insisted on keeping it in her bedroom as a shrine or something.

I went to this Asian Diwali SLASH Eid event on Saturday, and what a meat market it was! It was very interesting to watch, aye it was.

Happy Diwali

Hudson York Farrell have failed to respond to complaints about their bad service. This says a lot about Hudson York Farrell. Are they in denial? Or feel that they are too important to respond to customer issues?

On another note, I would like to wish all my bleaders a Happy Diwali. I am at home in Gravesend right now eating eating and eating....

Interesting fact: Pochohontas was buried in Gravesend.

Hudson York Farrell

I registered with Hudson York Farrell, a recruitment agency a few weeks ago. I thought they were okay, until I spoke to Erin Trembley (a recruitment consultant).

Her phone mannerism was terrible. In fact, disgusting. I could only do one thing and that was to bring it to the attention of Hudson York Farrell's management. The email I wrote:

Dear Sir,

I write to inform you of a particular incident that fails to show the commitment, quality of service and good mannerisms expected by a professional company such as Hudson York Farrell.

I recently registered with Hudson York Farrell a few a weeks ago, and sat an exam. My recruitment consultant, David Pritchard was great, however I believe that he is currently on annual leave. Unaware of his absence, I asked to speak to another recruitment consultant and was referred to Erin Trembley who I conversed with today on the phone. To my surprise and astonishment the level of service and mannerism was, unfortunately, appalling. I was informed by Erin that she was "not willing to stay at after 5pm for somebody who only just passed the tests". I acknowledge that my test results were not fantastic and was merely asking for advice and practical solutions to help me improve. Erin was consistently blunt, ill-mannered in her speech and essentially forgot that she was conversing with a client.

I find it hard to believe that this is the mannerism Hudson York Farrell promote, as with any company, any member of staff is that company's ambassador.

Thank you for your time

Manminder Gill

How are you doing bleaders? Okay? Had a nice weekend? Good yeah?

Cool, cool, cool

I had the ultimate blast this weekend! Almost feel guilty for it !!
So yeah, whats the plan for halloween, yeah, whats going on, yeah

I went to Pravin's sisters wedding on Sunday, and yeah, man yeah, it was cool, innit... in fact I met a guy yeah, yeah , yeah, and guess what, innet, he was talking like this, innet to me, all night, innet... and then he goes, yeah, yeah, 'Im not chatting you up, yeah, but can i have your number innet? I work in canary wharf yeah, and that means we can have lunch yeah, innet, innet'

In the mighty fine words of Clara The Great > GIVE ME A BREAK

I received the following list of mildly amusing statements in my inbox today. They were sent by my dear good friend Arfan. I typed in ARFAN in Google images, and the results were ger-rate! You can see Arfan here.

WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE AT WORK

1. Ahhh...I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again...
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.

Nice huh?

This is my response to the numerous complaints about New York guys:

NYC is a whole different game
Men over there have no shame

drink drink drink, sleep sleep sleep
wake up in da morning wiv another beech

this is their life
these are their ways
why do the play all these games?

maybe they be insecure
work all day is a bore
they have dosh, house and bling
but that's nothin, no they want more

they be in da club hissin
at the girls, wearing nuffin
who is right and who is wrong?
i cant say, tis devil's prong

the day will come when they wake
not from death but from this fake
life they lead just to please
anyone care? definatly not me

then they want a good good girl
who cooks, cleans and is a pearl
they search and search and find not one
cos the good ones be gone

finally they cry, get mad, upset
wondering what they did to let
go of morals, decency and honour
all in the name
of a game
that has no shame

so listen brother
sister too
just be good
dont be cool

The TamilNadu Sachin Sampath Jr

To watch the show please click here. We all love Sachin the teddy bear : )

you funny bunny runny rujni
makes me laughs a lots like honey
watcha doing, where ya going
when you gonna be a somefin?

why you smile? why you cry?
i know u like apple pie
like a mint in a choc dip
this rhyme is way too hip

now im bored, as y'all know
nearly time to go go home
so wake me up before you go
else i will meet you at your show

im off to college to read accounting
its oh so fun yes very charming
but its raining, yes rain rain rain
ive forgotton my brolley with my brain

what to do? where to now?
im not sure but pow wow now!

Whuttishhh (sound effect)

Normally when I ask 'Who is the best?' I expect the response to be 'Mindy, of course' ... however, on this occasion I must step down from the title and bow down humbly to Clara The Great. What a woman she is and more to the point...what a fantastic cook!!! I was invited to a wonderful dinner party at Clara The Great's house on Saturday evening with a bunch of Trading Screen peeps and friends and my taste buds were not disappointed. It was a magical moment, a bit like when you arrive at lost luggage and find your 101 dalmation briefcase amongst the debris... priceless!

I heard that my dear old friend Rajni The Exotic One was also ruffling up her fine feathers to cook up a treat in Brooklyn Baby Brooklyn... So Rajni The Exotic One, tell us what was cooking on that side of the pond? For those bleaders that do not know, Rajni The Exotic One is a cook book editor...ooooohhh...very flash huh? I expect the food was made with love (and chatting) and enjoyed with smiles : ) I miss my dear chappalas in New York, I miss the background noise (he he he), I miss the rainbows, I miss the Yogi Bear, I miss the flowers (you know what I'm talking about) ... sob, sob, sob...

Anyhoo, my hazelnut latte form Starbucks is getting cold, so I will put up another post in a bit..