Some funny Birthday emails

From Vikal Kapoor

oh.....what you should do is
take yourself out or wait till you come here and we'll hit the town (NYC)....all in reason being -- so that you enjoy your BIRTHDAY !!!!
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Happy Birthday Mindy!
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From Joe Singh

Did you think that Joe Singh would forget???? I just wanted to say happy birthday and I hope you go out and drink tons of pints and find a fit guy! But only for a night because we are definitely getting married someday, did I just propose? Anyway, have a good day in Jolly Old England and get back to NYC soon!!

Chau Hermosa,
Joe Singh

From Zin Zin Baby

Hello MAN MINDER!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGEL!!!
LET THE WORLD MAKE YOU FEEL EXTRA SPECIAL TODAY!!!

Sun is beaming from the east!
Wait the universe announces Mindy's first beat.

A special day allures in joy and celebration!
The decor on London streets shows no inhibitions

She is the purest of the pure
We are so blessed to have her adore

Her eyes sparkle extra bright
May her dearest wishes come to light.

From Sukhraj and Philip Lloyd

Didn't you get the birthday singers that he sent? We agreed that he'd get an ensemble of midgets to reenact that scene from Wizard of Oz replacing 'lollipop land' with 'birthday land', and i'd get the skywriter to write 'happy birthday mindy' over tower of london. I can't believe he pulled out. the nerve...

OK, so the birthday hat will make an appearance. It is pink though (just thought I'd warn you..). My friend says he's going to wear his birthday suit - i don't suppose that's allowed as well? We will definitely be in on monday - and if there are samosas on offer, sukhi and i will find them out and smote them down.

We're prob finishing work pretty soon, and I'm planning on hitting the drinks asap. i suppose we'll see you guys when we see you guys (which is probably not too long!).

From Rajni

Dearest dearest mindy,

I'm so glad i got to know you this last year or so... has it only been that long>? feel like its been centuries :)

i know you couldnt decipher my little card i wrote up for you when u left nyc but i thnk i expresssed to come extent on there how much i love you for your wit, wisdom, insanity, fun-ness, craziness, warmth, and the light you bring into people's lives.

I'm so proud of you for taking the party to canary wharf, CEMA and now beyond. Mindy 2007 is only goign to get better- this 25th year is going to see my mindy going places! Here's to a great year, many boyfreinds to snog, many girlfriends to jig with, and many more good times!

Mwah
Love
Rrrrrrrajni

PS _ the presents and the party will sadly have to come with me in jan~

From Azmina

YOOOOOO!!!!!!

Hope you have an excellent birthday. Wishing you all the happiness in the world. Thanks for being such an amazing friend

It's my birthday today, the story so far...

'Twas the dawn of my birthday
It is my 25th birthday today. And it all started with a phone call from my mum : ) at midnight, Denise prancing around in my room, and me looking like a mickey mouse gone wrong.

Breakfast with the hillbillies (starring Denise as Beryl Brownie, Levke as Luscious Lady, and Mindy as Percy the Penguin)
'Come and knock on my door, take a step that is new....'

8.15am, Beryl Brownie knocks on my door. I open it and to my amazement, dear old Beryl is standing there, quite gracefully, with a Pret chocolocate croissant (this season's must have) and a cup of cwaafee, how sweet. Whats more, the dear Brownie dunked a pink candle in the croissant too! Apparently Beryl Brownie ran upto to Canary Wharf real early to fetch this hot chocolate croissant.

I had my birthday breakfast, accompanied with GHD (Good Hair Day) and make-up. Beryl Brownie wrapped up a rather sparkly heart shaped necklace : ) and Luscious Lady bought me some much needed make-up. Now that's something that definaly flaps my penguin-ity...Percy is loving it

Arrival into work
So I enter the building, the secuirty people raise to their feet, form a choir and boy am I knocked off my feet... they start singing Happy Birthday, suited and booted passers by stop and watch, I put a spring in my step and begin to dance... what a show, bravo!

Lunch at Nando's

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My CIMA exams are finally over ...

Now I can lead a normal life like normal people. No more rushing around, I can just sit at home and take up a few new hobbies, starting with knitting. I plan to knit a chic and sophisticated scarlet jumper with a green Xmas tree planted on it. Just because I love more I will also try to add electronic flashing lights too. (Excuse the rather large exaggerated shoulder)

Since I know everyone will want one, I have decided to mass produce them. If you would like to purchase this jumper you may do so by contacting me (through this blog). And because I love all my bleaders, you can buy it for £10 plus p&p (No shipping agents, scammers, overseas buyers, money orders, or western union transfers).

PS. Due to my somewhat busy social schedule and the expected huge demand, there will be a 2 month waiting list, but at least you will be ahead of fashion (for winter 2007).

GIRL SEEKING GUY ads taken from Shaddi.com (Indian matrimonial site)

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...

- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya

- i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?)

- Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

- he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. he should be educated. (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

- I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

- i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

- i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

- whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde called the man of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

- my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service (Zebra..???)

- my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! J )

Sadly, the list is endless!

Livin' in da ghetto innet

I finished up my Project Management studies last night at midnight on the dot. I knew that I would not be able to sleep immediately because of the over-activity of my brain cells. In light of this, I decided to prance around for aprrox 30 mins, niavely thinking that my brain would have calmed down enabling me to sleep. To my dismay, I was still wide awake at 3.40am. Between 3.40am and 7.30am my sleep was extremely light, and more often than not I was tossing and turning. WHY? I hear you ask... Well basically, some juvenile delinquent(s) decided to pop fireworks in my neighbourhood, which were alarmingly loud and disturbing.

This incident along with the egg bombing explosion last week leads me to question the location and safety of my residence. I am reluctant to say it, but I believe that I live in the ghetto.

Advantages of living in the ghetto

+ It's moderatly cool-ish
+ In a few decades time it will be the hippest part of London. And going by my personal research of ghetto areas around the world I can safely conclude that a trendy hotspot was orgiginaly a ghetto.
+ Exposure to real London and real Londoners and what they really do (inc stabbings, robbery, muggings etc)
+ Development of awareness, safety and caution, many of the primitive survival skills that have dimmished in today's urban society

Disadvantages of living in the ghetto

- Possibility of being mugged, gunned, raped, knived, verbally abused, salivery abused (spit)
- Anything and everythigng else that is not listed as an advantage

My point exactly

Here is a picture of a few pumpkins we carved out last night. Denise and I decided to head out for a bit, since it was Halloween and our spontaneity was rewarded as soon as we stepped out of the door.

We were merrily walking down the street when we spotted some youths hanging around the corner.

Denise: Those kids better not throw eggs at us
Mindy: Yeah...

SPLAT !!! Those bleading kids started to throw some eggs our way. We screamed and run (I definitely tried to run anyway)
And they chased us down the street. What a joke. We ended up in Bank at this place called New Moon in Leadenhall Market, we were quite happy entertaining ourselves with the food menu (yes, we like to live at the heights of excitement). Then these two chaps started talking to us, and one of them, can't think of his name, was oh-so-interested in Denise, and I spent about an hour trying to understand what she does at work. I was in hysterics. In an attempt to make my laughing not so obvious, I covered my face with the menu, and all that was visible was a body shaking like it was being electrocuted !

Anyway then we went home, trottled off Blackwall DLR.... and saw a couple of Brokeback Mountain's walking n whistling down the stairs... so freaky!

WTF we have a bit of an any problem at home, in fact we have named the ant Martin.... and the most embarrassing thing just happened.... I just picked up my bag and put it on my desk and a couple of Martin's began crawling over this very keyboard....

BTW FYI we have even had pest control in our house, and the Landlord reckons the Martin thing is over ... OBVIOUSLY not!

Eeeewwww Yuk, help someone, please?