There are a trillion men/kids hanging around PC World, Game and Dixons waiting for the Nintendo Wii games console
Whilst waiting in the queue at Starbucks/Nero/Pret people complain about the cold weather AND wish for snow
Every knacker wears a Santa's outfit
Shops play The Pogues song!
The neighbours refuse to leave a brick undecorated
I wear my pink suede boots with fur trim and everybody comments on how festive I am, ignoring the obvious fact that my boots are pink NOT red
Guys (in an attempt to get lucky) fasten mistletoe tightly around their forehead
People are expected to remain in a drunk state every waking hour
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Haha... some good ones there minders! so how many guys got u this year with their mistletoe? and how many of them did u kick away iwht ur o-so-pink boots?
Yea, ppl are crazy this time of the year, innit? everyone here is wearing santa hats with things on them that light up and little kids have various projectiles on their head that keep poking you when walking on the streets (was at the museum with raj today and then walked the streets to go to st patrick's cathedral.. then down 5th ave and craziness ensued!)
Well regardless of all of zat..Merry Xmas!!
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