I received the following list of mildly amusing statements in my inbox today. They were sent by my dear good friend Arfan. I typed in ARFAN in Google images, and the results were ger-rate! You can see Arfan here.

WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE AT WORK

1. Ahhh...I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again...
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.

Nice huh?